I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
Which do you want: the pain of staying where you are, or the pain of growth?
written by Judith Hanson Lasater (via opalka)
(Source: alllways, via leg4lly-blonde)
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
please do not yell at me im a nervous dumb girl who is just trying to survive
find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober
written by (via gebeine)
(Source: flynnjp, via kravenger)
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
the stages of menstruation
- bleeding so much that you question the fact that you’re not dying
- bleeding suddenly stops and u think you’re done
- bleeding all over your favorite pair of underwear because u thought u were done
- THE BROWN STUFF
- running out of tampons and needing to buy more
- not needing the tampons u just bought because you stop bleeding
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
(Source: tanakas-moved, via myworldmyempire)
I want him.
Seriously. There is nothing in the world I want more than for him to go back to sending me filthy messages and to see him and to fall into his arms and be so overcome with emotion at the sight of him that I want to explode with happiness.
But he won’t. And I can’t.
I very well could never see him again.
We fucked once, and we might never do it again.
do u ever just
suddenly remember how unattractive u are
(Source: blowjcb, via myworldmyempire)
someone come play with my hair until the future isn’t scary anymore